August292014
9AM
“My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.” Laurell K. Hamilton
A Stroke of Midnight (via drythroats)

(Source: rabbitinthemoon, via borinq)

9AM

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo, via awkwardvagina)

9AM

00sjams:

All These Things That I’ve Done | The Killers

(via jonswno)

(49,999 plays)

9AM

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via borinq)

9AM

uhohbaggettios:

i keep trying to quote this but no one i know knows this so i always stop myself from quoting it. but now you can listen to it and understand me

(14 plays)

9AM
whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

(Source: nofuturept3, via awkwardvagina)

9AM

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

(via borinq)

9AM

404linknotfound:

this person has played TF2 for an entire school year

(via borinq)

9AM

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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(via borinq)

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