July222014

officialunitedstates:

police officer:  lets canvas the neighborhood

me:  okay I will go to home depot and buy some strong, coarse unbleached cloth made from hemp, flax, cotton, or a similar yarn, used to make items such as sails and tents and as a surface for oil painting

5PM

oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
more like
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(via awkwardvagina)

5PM
rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

(via url-baaadman)

5PM

(Source: dailybunny, via awkwardvagina)

5PM

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

(via jefffwinger)

5PM

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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(via url-baaadman)

5PM

lostincape-town:

laragazzachescrivevainsegreto:

I will always reblog this

(Source: lilyinadream, via renagon117)

5PM
5PM

reliquistis:

I wish I could show just how blue and clean the water was. You can see straight down to the bottom.

(via comfypanties)

9AM

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via url-baaadman)

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